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I'd Rather Be - Paint Tote
$15.99
For those who’ve mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing—with style. This tote features a hilariously bored raccoon slouched in front of a freshly painted wall, eyes glazed, soul adrift. Their declaration? “I’d rather be watching paint dry.”
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Durable cotton canvas—perfect for hauling snacks, existential dread, and maybe a paint swatch or two
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Comically apathetic raccoon design with wall-staring intensity and zero regrets
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Ideal for introverts, procrastinators, and anyone who’s ever zoned out mid-task
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15" x 16" with comfy straps and room for your most thrillingly mundane adventures
Whether you're avoiding chores or embracing the slow life, this tote is your badge of beautifully bored honor.